A 'Big Hater' crown awarded to Thomas Churchwell by the censorship site calling itself "Ban, Baby, Ban" was dramatically stolen last night. The 'Liar King,' blogger was asleep at his computer around midnight, when someone crept into his apartment and stole his crown.
"One minute it was on my head, and the next it was gone!" Churchwell cried.
Freedom Of Speech spokeswoman Judi Hamilton said, "It is disgraceful that someone like him who obviously stokes the fires of censorship had any right to win a crown in the first place."
Snatch Magazine is offering a reward to anyone having information about the crown's whereabouts. The lucky person will receive a can of harvest gold paint.
This story is a parody.
