Combining two odious posts from his hate site today, Thomas Churchwell announced that he will shower in Israel with the ghost of slain socialite and fashion writer Christa Worthington, who he briefly dated twenty years ago and still exploits on his blogs.Churchwell says he has dreamed of this moment and can't wait for the thrill of soaping up in Jerusalem, hopefully before the new year.
Spokeswoman Lotta Poope said Churchwell will bring along a shower cap, cotton buds, and a photographer (of course!) to tape the momentous event, the first of its kind.
Tabloids will be covering the bizarre happening and Churchwell is said to be excited by all the attention. "I'm gonna be famous!" he cried.
This story is a parody.
