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Monday, January 21, 2008

Tarquin Churchwell to Release The Sexergate Papers

By Sam Eagle

Chronic phone sex obsessor, Thomas Tarquin Churchwell, announced today that he will release the "Sexergate Papers."

Churchwell's publicist, wearing an orange prison jumpsuit, agreed to be interviewed on the condition that his identity not be revealed. "You can call me Deepest Throat," he croaked.

Deepest Throat confirmed that Churchwell is set to release the Sexergate Papers. "Tarquin is pounding on his computer day and night," he told The Online Report.

Sources close to the investigation say the first of the Sexergate transcripts will be published online this week.

Reaction in Blog Land has been wildly mixed, ranging from cheers of excitement to moaning and yawns.

Mr. Churchwell does not have a publicist who wears an orange prison jumpsuit.