Thomas Churchwell, taking a short break from hate blogging, has denied rumors that he had an affair with Casper the Ghost. "I adamantly deny that I have ever had anything to do with Casper in anything other than a paranormal experience!" Churchwell said.According to Churchwell, "The other day I was using the bathroom in a gas station, where a woman was ranting about my blog. Being in the back, I couldn't hear very well. I thought she was finished, when she said, "Has anyone here ever seen a ghost, touched a ghost, or had sex with a ghost?" I opened the bathroom door and raised my hand. See, I thought she said goat."
Churchwell's spokesperson, Lotta Poope, said, "Sometimes Thomas is hard of hearing, but he has never had any sort of physical relationship with Casper the Ghost; in Queens that is considered taboo."
This story is a parody filed under the truth is stranger than fiction department.
