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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

'Psycho Santa Hitler' Arrives in Blogland

By Sammy Eagle

A character named 'Psycho Santa Hitler' has reared his ugly head on the Thomas Churchwell hate site, and most likely will not be there for very long.

The 'Psycho Santa Hitler' imposter has penned numerous blog posts in the disturbing style of a nazi and harassed bloggers of much greater note.

Such imposters are haters, said Professor Lee St. John of the University of London, who makes a habit of studying the characteristics of cyber criminals.

"The Thomas Churchwell site regularly promotes the banning of blogs and targets women for hate, so it is not surprising the author might take on the name of Hitler," Professor St. John explained. "I'm afraid this is another creation of Thomas Churchwell wishing to play nasty games with the public."

Contacted at her North Pole home, Clara Claus was outraged to learn of her husband's name being linked with Hitler. She said, "Of all the most disgusting chimeras ever to be spawned in the name of tyranny, this 'Psycho Santa Hitler' takes the biscuit!"

Editor's note: We cannot help feeling pity for a blogger who would resort to this. Perhaps he is frustrated with his low position on The Bloggers of Note list and wishes to take it out on successful bloggers (of greater note) who manage to stay on top without resorting to hate.

This story is a parody.