By Sam Eagle, Jr.
Queens, NY - Hate blogger Thomas Churchwell has announced his engagement to a Florida woman accused of killing her toddler, after they were matched on an Internet dating site.
Sources say the 'Liar King' blogger and Casey Anthony found they had much in common when they became pen pals. Churchwell has been prolific with a pen for years, though he now maintains that he is a psycho.
Casey Anthony entered a not guilty plea to charges she murdered her daughter, after repeatedly lying to investigators about the girl's whereabouts.
Liars In Love dating agency spokesman Colin McRobot said, "We never get it wrong. Casey and Churchy's profiles clicked, we wish them luck! They are both pathological liars and deserve each other!"
Since Churchwell is an ex-felon and Casey is a felon herself, the wedding is expected sooner rather than later. Reports that OJ Simpson will be the groom's best man could not be confirmed at press time.
This story is a parody.
Queens, NY - Hate blogger Thomas Churchwell has announced his engagement to a Florida woman accused of killing her toddler, after they were matched on an Internet dating site.
Sources say the 'Liar King' blogger and Casey Anthony found they had much in common when they became pen pals. Churchwell has been prolific with a pen for years, though he now maintains that he is a psycho.
Casey Anthony entered a not guilty plea to charges she murdered her daughter, after repeatedly lying to investigators about the girl's whereabouts.
Liars In Love dating agency spokesman Colin McRobot said, "We never get it wrong. Casey and Churchy's profiles clicked, we wish them luck! They are both pathological liars and deserve each other!"
Since Churchwell is an ex-felon and Casey is a felon herself, the wedding is expected sooner rather than later. Reports that OJ Simpson will be the groom's best man could not be confirmed at press time.
This story is a parody.
