Hollyweird, CA- After having had a tatted hand in the grisly murder of the Breaking News parody blog last month, Thomas Churchwell is disappointed at being passed over for the role of Thomas Churchwell in "Breaking News Blog: The Movie."According to sources, Churchwell is crushed that he wasn't even asked to play the role that he immortalized.
"Father O'Reilly is the producer of this movie, and he happens to be one of my many, many victims," he said. "I once tried to censor a homily of his, so I was sure he would consider me for the part in the Breaking News movie! Frankly, I'm hurt."
Father O'Reilly sent the fallen blogger a letter of apology, stating that he had been a reader of the Breaking News blog since it was first published. "Turning it into a G-rated movie has been difficult." He assured Churchwell, long rumored to be on the wait list for an exorcism, that he had nothing to do with choosing the parts, or he definitely would have been considered to play himself.
Churchwell wrote back with a tear-stained note that said, "That's showbiz."
This story is a parody.
