It's not all bad news for hate blogger Thomas Churchwell. Having been accused by human rights groups of repeated acts of cruelty against women, Women Are Dumb C**TS Magazine has named him Hunter of the Year.
"We just had to give him the award," said Bick Pummel, editor of Women Are Dumb C**TS Magazine. "Thomas has distinguished himself not only as a cyber bully and liar, but as a very experienced hunter."
Pummel explained that although blogs are not designed as lethal weapons, the 'hate blog' has nevertheless proven itself as an instrument of destruction, and therefore is technically considered a missile. Churchwell, he stated, has published hate for years and was "hungry like a wolf," when he wrote false complaints to Google, resulting in the murder of an innocent parody blog.
"We had to classify Churchwell under the terror category for obvious reasons," said Pummel. "But if this catches on with other haters, we may just have to open a whole new category for hunting women."
This story is a parody.
