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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Blogosphere Attacked By Thousands of Satirists

By Sam Eagle III

The Blogosphere is teaming today with thousands of satirists waving signs that read, "Freedom of Speech Is Guaranteed Under The First Amendment!"

A spokesman for the cyber hate group Ban, Baby, Ban said: "There is now a war on satire, and we intend to win it. OK, we'll lose it, but at least we can say that we're winning it.'

Americans almost invented satire in modern times, with such geniuses as Mark Twain, and now the Blogosphere is teeming with writers determined to expose hate bloggers, and other abuses.

Cyber haters are angry. One hater, pausing for a moment after he accidentally deleted his own blog, said, "Satire is an abomination!"

There will be a Jerry Springer special later this week, when the haters are expected to shout obscenities and wave censorship signs on TV.

This story is a parody.