The keyboard Thomas "fingers" Churchwell used this year to type defamation about dozens of women has been put up for auction on the Internet site Ebay, it was revealed today.
Nauseous Ebay bidders were not exactly clamoring to place bids on this unusual item. The bidding was at three dollars this afternoon.
But sources say the bidding between two convicts at Leavenworth and the rap artist Down In The Dirty may become very fierce, before bidding closes.
Down In The Dirty said, "Only one keyboard? I'd go through twenty a day, if it was me. I could never resist anything that is sticky."
Churchwell's spokesperson, Lotta Poope, said, "Thomas would just cuddle that keyboard at night, but he needed the cash and being a cyber bully ain't that cheap these days."
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