By Sam 'Catnip' Eagle
Brememhoff, Germany- A cat is believed to be channeling the mind of notorious cyber bully Thomas Churchwell. Suspicions began when the cat randomly attacked bloggers in an Internet cafe.
Brememhoff, Germany- A cat is believed to be channeling the mind of notorious cyber bully Thomas Churchwell. Suspicions began when the cat randomly attacked bloggers in an Internet cafe."Coming from a cat, it seemed as if everything was fine, but after a while it got worse" said the cafe manager.
Suspicions grew when the cat somehow managed to scratch death threats on a table.
"At that point it was a bit scary, but very interesting," said the manager, who wished to remain nameless. "I started doing some experiments to see what was going on in the cat's mind."
When the cat was shown blogs written by women, it jumped at the computer monitor and ripped it apart, yet was very obedient when shown pictures of felons.
"At that point I decided to bring in a cat mind reader," said the cafe manager.
He brought in OJ Simpson.
"It was my pleasure," said Simpson. "Hopefully, this will cleanse my reputation! I didn't mean for that book I wrote about Nicole's murder to be a confession! I just happened to read the mind of the real killer!"
Simpson found out that the cat was channeling the mind of none other than Thomas Churchwell.
"Finding it out was amazing" Simpson recalled. "Mind blowing!"
This story is a parody.
Simpson found out that the cat was channeling the mind of none other than Thomas Churchwell.
"Finding it out was amazing" Simpson recalled. "Mind blowing!"
Sources say Churchwell and the cat, named Hess, are scheduled to tour the US in the next couple of weeks.
This story is a parody.
