With Thomas Churchwell's blog getting less traffic in the final hours of 2008 than ever before, he announced today that everything must be sold before the end of the year - and that means everything.Today shoppers walked out with cheesy artwork, a battered copy of the Urban Dictionary, which lists Churchwell as a "backstabbing, crappy magician", plus shopping baskets filled with swastikas, and even the blog's header.
"When I clear my site of stock, I really clear it," said the eighty-two year old hate blogger. "Yesterday I sold the last of my ammo and porn. I'm running real low on shopping carts."
Shoppers are stocking up at Churchwell's Everything Must Go sale, even stripping his site of its sidebar and embedded spam. "I have a spam site over on Blogger," one shopper exclaimed. "I reckon this crap will look quite nice."
When asked about his hate posts, Churchwell moaned, “I'm selling my hate posts for a nickel a post, and I still have 10,000,000 left!"
This story is a parody.
