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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Churchwell Posts Laced With Poison

By Sam Eagle



Child pornography obsessor, Thomas Churchwell, AKA Tarquin Churchwell, has posted sexual slurs against another blogger, The Online Report learned today.

A source, who asked not to be identified, said Churchwell has mental problems. "He wants to drag other bloggers into his sick games."

According to published reports, Mr. Churchwell lives in a group home for the mentally ill. He has been unemployed for the past ten years.

One ongoing target is Ms. Scarlett, who Churchwell describes as a blogging rival. Records dating back to 2006 chronicle Mr. Churchwell stalking the blogger, trying to drive her off the Internet with threats, and publishing degrading libel about her. The Online Report uncovered numerous posts in which Churchwell called the blogger a "child porno writer." Today, he reportedly called her a "rejected online prostitute" and "old pornographic sister."

His rambling rants are lies, friends say. "Not only is Scarlett respected in the community, she is a very strong person with a definite moral compass. People should know that she's a young godmother, loyal friend, hard worker and member of the church."

A long time blogger summed it up this way, "Churchwell is sick. He won't leave her alone."

Insiders agree Churchwell is delusional and appears to be on a downward spiral. Said one, "Thomas hates women."

There was no word yet whether Mr. Churchwell will resume therapy.